Animal Logic

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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Silver Creek Farms » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:13 pm

BHR wrote:Snakes can poop? Didn't know that o.o

rofl! Everything poops lol. I think there's a book called that. They also have urates which is a white "poop" but it's actually the snake version of a pee.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Dream Ranch » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:42 pm

When I first got Mer all he did was sleep on my chest. At times I thought I was killing him off with my body heat because he would start violently shaking, so I would take his limp body and place him on the cold floor. He always crawled back on me with his eyes still closed.when he was old her he fell in love with pounce treats and would do anything for them. So I taught him Sit,Stay,and Lay

Merlin: (My many toed male cat) Hi mom I wanna rub on you
Me: No I'm busy. Tells Mer to *Sit*
Mer: Fine
Me: Good boy... Turns to exit out of his room...
Mer: Stop...*Scratches top of bare feet* I want to love on you.
Me: Bad Mer...*Stay*
Mer: *lays down pouting* Your so mean all I wanted was to rub.
Me: Later I'm too busy right now.. * closes door.

Indy My very independent pony stud. I have had him sense he was born and he would leave his mom and fallow me every where from the time he was 3 hours old to now, this was great because it gave his mom a break from his bad attitude. He currently is trying to make it into the record book for the longest tail so far at 8' 1" I think hes doing great for only being 7y old.

Me: Skittles.. breakfast..
Indy: (pony Stud) But grass is so much better
Me: come here termite.. *Fallows as he walks away*
Indy: You gotta catch me first
Me: there are others who want to eat grass too boy.
Indy: Who cares I like making you work its so fun seeing if you can catch me.
Me: Fine I'll just have to give your food to the others.
Indy: *turns to me with pouted look* OK... OK... just don't give my food away.
Me: I'll think about it.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Royal Standards Stud » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:53 pm

Me: Right Whisper, you're a persian so you are supposed to be an indoor cat.
Whisper: Bye! *runs outside*
Me: *facepalm* All I wanted was a cat to cuddle and has less of a chance of being run over...

My cat definately has his own mind. He LOVES being outdoors. Only loves me when he's hungry then his meow is as loud as a foghorn. Its been that way since he was a kitten, hence why I named him Whisper. Its supposed to be ironic and funny. Not so funny when he meows non-stop for ten minutes for food when i've already put food out for him. He also needs to be fed when he comes in from outside, even though he ate just a few minutes ago before he went out. Where is the sense in that? XD
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:07 pm

Silver Creek Farms wrote:
BHR wrote:Snakes can poop? Didn't know that o.o

rofl! Everything poops lol. I think there's a book called that. They also have urates which is a white "poop" but it's actually the snake version of a pee.


Yes there is lol. Luckily I was never subjected to that torture. So like birds? Well I'm that bit smarter now
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:13 pm

Speaking of poop this happened today;

Me: *is in 4th of July parade on horseback*
This is so cool!
Spunky: yup but I can't get this now off my tail
Me: and we r in the front!! Put your rail down it looks like ur trying to poop
Spunky; oh yeah that riminds me- hold up everyone I gotta poop
Me: why can't you walk like other horses?
Spunky; because its gross and I am a civilized pony. One does not make a mess while pooping.
Me: u done yet? Lets go
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby NightWalker » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:20 pm

My dog is either bipolar or downright stupid.

Teddy: -wagging tail, standing at door-
Me: Oh, want to go for a walk?
-halfway down the block-
Teddy: -flips out for no apparent reason, pulls out of collar, and runs home-

At least he ran home. :? He does this every single time somebody takes him out.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:25 am

My bulldog, Ollie, is crazy. Full Stop.

Me: lets go for a walk!
Ollie: *runs under table, hiding between chairs*
Me: c'mon Ollie, want your dinner?
Ollie: *runs out from under table, straight into his harness* NOOOOO!

Later on, after dragging him out the door

Ollie, of, that looks like a nice place to empty the tank! *poops in somebody's garden*
Me: *checks pocket for poop bags* No! Ollie, quick, RUN!
Ollie: *goes no more than half a step and pulls over onto grass, and does the bulldog lie, like a pig on a platter*
Me: *Facepalm*
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:48 pm

YEAYEAYEA wrote:My bulldog, Ollie, is crazy. Full Stop.

Me: lets go for a walk!
Ollie: *runs under table, hiding between chairs*
Me: c'mon Ollie, want your dinner?
Ollie: *runs out from under table, straight into his harness* NOOOOO!

Later on, after dragging him out the door

Ollie, of, that looks like a nice place to empty the tank! *poops in somebody's garden*
Me: *checks pocket for poop bags* No! Ollie, quick, RUN!
Ollie: *goes no more than half a step and pulls over onto grass, and does the bulldog lie, like a pig on a platter*
Me: *Facepalm*



my dog does the same, right in front of the owners too :roll:
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby eve » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:10 pm

NightWalker wrote:My dog is either bipolar or downright stupid.

Teddy: -wagging tail, standing at door-
Me: Oh, want to go for a walk?
-halfway down the block-
Teddy: -flips out for no apparent reason, pulls out of collar, and runs home-

At least he ran home. :? He does this every single time somebody takes him out.


My dog Eevee does this also...the flipping out and pulling head out of collar thing.

She is violently afraid of going in the car, and if we walk near the car she flips out. To get her in the car to go to vet/kennel is like fighting a monster. I have to pick that dog up and carry her to the car, and put her in the car. Yeah 65 pound dog, ow my back.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:35 pm

eve wrote:
NightWalker wrote:My dog is either bipolar or downright stupid.

Teddy: -wagging tail, standing at door-
Me: Oh, want to go for a walk?
-halfway down the block-
Teddy: -flips out for no apparent reason, pulls out of collar, and runs home-

At least he ran home. :? He does this every single time somebody takes him out.


My dog Eevee does this also...the flipping out and pulling head out of collar thing.

She is violently afraid of going in the car, and if we walk near the car she flips out. To get her in the car to go to vet/kennel is like fighting a monster. I have to pick that dog up and carry her to the car, and put her in the car. Yeah 65 pound dog, ow my back.


yours is a husky yes? i have to carry my dog and he is around 50… nearly same weight as me and a beagle 0.o
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby eve » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:54 pm

Yeah she is a husky. Way to big for carrying.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:48 pm

eve wrote:Yeah she is a husky. Way to big for carrying.


i love huskies <3 XD yep, next week i am going to see my cousin's new dog, a pomeranian mix. the thing is the size of my cat
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:11 pm

Oh, my friend got a new dog, a huskyxlabrador mix! He is named boo, and god, he can nearly jump ove ray head, he gets so happy to see people!
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Roanwatch » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:17 pm

Magnum (1/4 Border Collie, 1/4 Catahoula, 1/2 Lab) 45 pound 9 month old puppy. And then there's me.
Me: "Ok, Mag, bed time."
Magnum: Oh crap! Must run... *Runs in Mom and Dad's bedroom where they are currently sleeping and hops on the bed with them*
Dad: "Whaa? Gerr-off me!"
Me: *Attempts to catch dog.*
Magnum: *Goes under bed* Mommmmyyy... I tink Im stuck.. Hulp?
Me: "Idiot.."
Magnum: Mooommmmmyy??? I sowrry.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Klassic » Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:27 pm

Tuck: You're putting clothes on! You're leaving me!
Me: Tuck, I have to go to school,
Tuck: Nooooooo! *jumps on* You can't leave me! We've only spent 5 hours together!
Me: -_-

Seriously though, anytime I change my clothes he freaks out and thinks I'm leaving forever.
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