Animal Logic

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Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:43 pm

So have you ever found that your pets logic is a little messed up? I have many times
Example one of my chickens;

Negra: the human is trying to catch me!
Me: Im not going to eat you!
Negra: you might.
Me: I'm the one stopping them from eating you!
Negra: you couldve betrayed me
Me: *face palm* can I please just put the mite powder on?
Negra: you'll never catch me! *runs into henhouse*
me: *walks in and shuts exists* you were saying?

Continue with logic, even if they are not you pets or are wild/feral :)
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Black Cat » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:40 am

Getting ready for a family vacation, I'm in my room packing my bag and my 125lb dog comes in:

Patches: NOO!!! Stop with that! You can't leave the yard, it's my job to keep you in it.
Me: We're not leaving the yard. Besides we're coming back in six days silly.
Patches: You won't! *tries to climb into my bag* So I'm coming with you!
Me: -.- You won't fit. Now out of my room, I need to finish packing.
Patches: Fine, but I shall sit in front of your room so you can't leave.

During this time my cat is meowing like a crack addict and brining random socks into my room.

Cat: Meow-ow Meow-oooow
Me: Put the sock down!!
Cat: Mewr?
Me: Crazy crack addict.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Zeryxis » Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:09 am

Zero: mooom im hungry!
Me: I just fed you, you're the one who hasnt gone over to start eating.
Zero: ... mooooom feed me!
Me: ... it's right there *rattles bowl of food*
Zero: *pauses* yay! *proceeds to eat*
(silly cat)

*me holding Zero, walks out of the bedroom where he lives*
me: let's go visit
Zero: what?! NO THE WORLD IS EVUUUUL *wriggles*
me: oh calm down it's just the livingroom
Zero: lemme gooooo *starts with the claws*
me: FINE you wussy *lets him go*
Zero: omgomgomgomgomgom *frightenedly shuffling back to my room*

my agoraphobic cat...
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby tumble weed stables » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:25 am

My grandpas dog rusty.

Me: Rusty!
Rusty: oh someone called me *bolts towards me*
Me: slow down Rusty
Rusty: why?
Me: you'll see
Rusty: *slams into me* that's whyi
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:31 am

omg i have a dog called rusty! mines a beagle :P
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby tumble weed stables » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:09 am

Cool this dog is a blue heeler.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:21 pm

Oh lol
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Rising Sun » Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:35 am

tumble weed stables wrote:Cool this dog is a blue heeler.

Ahaha our dog is named Rusty, she's a red healer xD
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Rising Sun » Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:37 am

Spirit - It's that food?
Me- No it's a breyer
Spirit- I think it's food
Me - Spirit it's not food!
Spirit- *Smelling and attempting to eat my breyer*
Me- Smacks his nose of* not food!
Spirit- You could have just said so!

-.-
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby tumble weed stables » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:45 pm

Rising Sun wrote:
tumble weed stables wrote:Cool this dog is a blue heeler.

Ahaha our dog is named Rusty, she's a red healer xD



Haha my friend has a horse named Rusty.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Silver Creek Farms » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:57 pm

Me: sets helmet on bars in front of where Brego is tied while I untack him and put the saddle and bridle away.
Brego: here I'll just help her get her helmet. *grabs straps, twirls, and flings into air*

Allure my ball python
Allure: must explore everything. I'm out so I will not waste this time by sitting still.
Me: Seriously dude? You're supposed to be a ball python which means you are lazy and are supposed to lie with me while watching tv shows or on the computer.
Allure: nah not today *tries to escape off of bed by shimmying down the headboard*
Me: *grabs him and set him on lap*
Allure: must try another way.
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Cracker jack » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:24 pm

Me: Wicket, come on puppy, bath time. Now that you are all clean, lets cuddle.
Wicket (cross between the Pomeranian and the Pekingese): Dont want to cuddle mom! Time to go play in the pig pen! (runs off)
(Comes back a few minutes later covered in mud and pig waste)
Me: You a mess! Absolutely filthy!
Wicket: I am so ready to cuddle now! Love you mom!
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Iron Spring Farm » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:32 pm

My old horse -
Kapriole - Just a rabbit running right were i'm going to put my feet after a jump.. no prob.
Kapriole - Oh! A pigeon in front of my face! Hiiii!
Kapriole - OMG...get that light AWAY FROM ME. Now. It's...so... bright and patchy! :o
:lol:
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Elite Sport Horses » Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:40 pm

My dog Toby out playing with other dogs and humans

Me: throws stick
Toby: oh ohh *zooom* i'm getting stick..therefore its totally ok for me to run over the other dogs and run between peoples legs.
Me: looks away as if hes not my dog lol

Me: takes dog to park in friends new car
Toby: loving this new car, all clean and shiny
get to park
Toby: ohh lake, lets see how dirty and wet i can get
in car home
Toby, lets see how much mud i can get evrywhere and get mum in trouble
I still love him to bits though.

All my snakes
After a a full clean out

Snakes: ohh fresh bedding, ima do the biggest stinkiest poo ever, im not even gonna be neat, im gonna do it everywhere!
Will be back soon ;)
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Re: Animal Logic

Postby Merpsicle » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:26 am

Snakes can poop? Didn't know that o.o

My new duck and the hens:

Ernie; maybe if I make Differnt sounds they will accept me *squeaks like guinea pig*
Hens: omg what is that?! Is it a squeaky toy?
Ernie; wait, come back! *honks*
Hens; it's definately a squeaky toy
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