And My Horse Said.....

Can you read your pet's mind? Tell us what they are thinking. Pictures optional. ;)

Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Jules » Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:03 am

On a trail ride at a local forest preserve - had to cross a bit of the parking lot.

Dakota: *Slams on brakes* "Holy Galloping Haystacks! There is no way I'm walking across that!"
Me: "It's a freakin' yellow line painted on the asphalt you idiot"
Dakota: "I'm not touching it!" *Leaps*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Comfort Zone » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:00 pm

SoCo: Whadda mean, you want to go for a RIDE??
ME: Yeah, you're a horse. Your job is to luge my butt around when I want to go. In which you are compensated for with a beautiful place to live, tons of food and the best tack and accessories that money can buy.

SoCo: Fine, but I don't have to like it.
Me: Let's go

5 minutes later

SoCo: MOOOOOOOOOOOOM it's Hot and theres bugs. Ick, kick, Ick, buck. I want to be in the field with my friends. No wait, I want to go for a trail ride. No, it's too hot for that. I want to be in the field. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Me: *sigh, why did I buy such a spoiled horse...
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:55 pm

Nelson: I think I have a passion for fashion! *puts his head in hay, pulls it out with clumps in his mane*
Me: *Facepalm*
Nelson: Now I'm hungry! *starts rolling and trying to eat his mane*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:58 pm

Me: C'mon Woody, I have just gotta tie you up *ties him up*
Woody: OHMYGAWD, IS THAT A ROPE!?!?!? *Acts like a bronco, and snaps headcollar, gallops around the arena*
Me: aww jeez *looks at broken headcollar
Woody: Oh, hey, this is fun! Oh no, JUMP *runs into a double*
Me: *Sigh*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Merpsicle » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:16 pm

:lol: if George even managed to break the halter i think he would be like: uh mom? i think i broke something and would just stand XD
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:02 pm

Lol Merp, that's tiger woods for ya! That's his real name
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Merpsicle » Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:34 pm

YEAYEAYEA wrote:Lol Merp, that's tiger woods for ya! That's his real name


that would make a lot of sense XD
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby BlueMist Farms » Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:42 pm

Chief: Mom What are you doing?!???!?!?!
Me: *Messaging Cloudy Back*
Chief : MOM! Pay Attention To ME!!!!!! *sniffs Phone*
Chief: *stomps Hoof* Fine Imma Ignore you!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:16 pm

Me: Now, Nelson, we are going to try a slow, calm canter. *makes him move on to a canter*
Nelson: hey, weeeee, this could be fu- AHHH I GOT THE NEED FOR SPEED!!!!! *goes into a wild rant at a gallop*
Me: *holds on tightly and lets him run* And I thought this would be fun...
Nelson: I GOT THE POWER!!!*tosses head about while galloping*
Nearby Friends, Stable hands, Instructors: *stop in the gallery, and laugh their heads off, Nellie goes even more crazy*
Nelson: OHHOHH, SOMETIMES, I GET A FEELING! *Starts rearing*
Me: *Inner Sigh*
Nelson: I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SCHOOLING DAY TO GET YOU OFF,I WILL CRASH RIGHT INTO A JUMP AND WATCH LIKE IM NOT GUILTY! I WILL THROW YOU OFF MY BACK AND TOSS YOU AROUND THE PLACE, I DONT CARE! I HATE IT, I HATE, I DONT CARE!!!!!
Me: Well no more music around the yard for these guys any way..

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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:17 pm

That is literally what Nelson is like... Lol
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby BlueMist Farms » Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:26 pm

Well I play P!nk BVB and Avril And Chief gets ideas from there....
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:14 pm

Haha blue mist!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Sootidust » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:27 am

Me: Medal! Medal!.... Where is that big fat woman?!
Medallion: Mom? *Lifts head inch from the grass* Whatever...
Me: Medal! You lazy friggin mule! Get that donkey a** over here! Now!
Medallion: Later mom, im going to talk to Roy. *Plods happily over to flirty gelding next paddock over*
Me: Alright, no trail, no oats... *Turns*
Medallion:*Stops mid-trot* What! Did I just hear you say NO TRAIL RIDE and NO OATS? This is not on. You walk your butt back over here now!
Me: *Grins evilly* I got to remember this one...


This is literally how it played out, it was as if she was saying these exact things...
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:03 am

Teehee, I love doing these :)

Me: Right Nelson, we are just gonna switch over on to the right rein and canter there, ok?
Nelson: Oh, Yeah, sure!
*we change direction*
Me: *makes Nelson canter*
Nelson: WAIT! Hold on a sec, I don't like this! *surges forward, bucking continuously*
Me: AHH! Nelson, NOOOOO! *pulls him away from back of the jump, nearly crashes with horse jumping*
Nelson: See, I told you all along that it was a bad idea!
Me: *just gets off the find a bucket to scream into*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hope Springs Stables » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:10 am

And a few more... :)

Tiger, the stubborn Konik Pony and me at pony games last year

Me: C'mon Tiggy! Hup'! *gallops him through the bending*
Tiger: Teeehheee... Lets just say, what would happen if I were to stop?
Me: well, if you were to stop, I suppose.... *waves whip around a little*
Tiger: AHH, I see, well, wait, OMG, are you trying to hit me??!! AHHH *forgets about weaving, bolts down to the finish line, greeting his horsey friends by stopping suddenly, throwing me and as I was gripping the saddle, part of the saddle pad, over his head*
Crowd, instructors, other riders: AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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