And My Horse Said.....

Can you read your pet's mind? Tell us what they are thinking. Pictures optional. ;)

Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Comfort Zone » Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:07 pm

SoCo: We going to the ring? Where's my buddy Adora??
ADORA!!! ADORA!!! A D O R A !!!!

CZS: She is coming, move.

SoCo: Nope not getting on me until Adora is in the ring, nope, nope, nope. side step away from the mounting block. Where is she, where, where, where..... ADORA!!

Adora comes in the ring with her mom looks at SoCo and I swear she said to him..... SoCo you're an azzhat.

Soco: But I lovies you.... ADORA!!!

CZS: *sigh, last week you loved hay, this week it's Adora. What oh what is it going to be next week.....


*** Edit -- It's jumping... Help me....
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Silent Beating Farms » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:07 pm

Me: TRAIL RIDE!
Daisy: Alright, you know im 30 right?
Me: Yes i know your 30, but the vet says we can still ride you so hush up or ill make you go faster then a walk.
Maverick: OMG, a storm!! *Starts bucking*
Daisy: A storm!! *Flips out*
Me: Daisy chill, easy!!
Daisy: Forget this, im going back to the barn. *Gallops down a the public road to her barn, and gets in her stall*
Me: Wonderful.
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Nikki » Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:15 pm

Metta - Let's take a break... *Flares nostrils*
Me - What? Why? Do you not like getting a bath?
Metta - Ermm... N-no, that's not it. *Snort snort*
Me - Oh? Really?
Metta - OH ALRIGHT! YOU CRACKED ME! I HATE THE STUFF!!!!
Me - Whoa! You ok? *Giggle*
Metta - Oh shut up you meany.
Me - Whatever you say, love!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby BlueMist Farms » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:56 pm

Chief: "mom? What are you doing here? Its like....midnight!"
Me: "you'll live I brought you a carrot and you can have some hay"
Chief: "Carrots???" *Prances*
Cat: OMG I'M GOING TO BE A ROCKET!!! *Zooms By*
Me: *Turns on P!nk
Chief: "Aww Mom...P!nk again? How about Maroon 5?"
Me: *sighs* Eat your hay
Chief: *snorts*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Comfort Zone » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:55 pm

SoCo: Let's jump, jump, jump!!!

CZS: Mind goes on autopilot, approach jump, blankly stares into space, squeeze, crest release, canter off.
Autopilot, will I stay on??? Approach jump, blankly stares into space, squeeze, crest release, canter off.
Repeat 2 more times.

SoCo: AGAIN!!!

CZS: Hangs on and goes around the jump course again.

SoCo: WHEEEEEE! Now we are having fun.
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Ninja » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:50 pm

Comfort Zone wrote:SoCo: Let's jump, jump, jump!!!

CZS: Mind goes on autopilot, approach jump, blankly stares into space, squeeze, crest release, canter off.
Autopilot, will I stay on??? Approach jump, blankly stares into space, squeeze, crest release, canter off.
Repeat 2 more times.

SoCo: AGAIN!!!

CZS: Hangs on and goes around the jump course again.

SoCo: WHEEEEEE! Now we are having fun.

SOoo true! Lol
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Borrowed Freedom » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:50 pm

Me: okay Hurricane hold on, need to take your boots off before you can go into the lunging arena for a roll
Hurricane: Come on, I need to roll NOW
Me: okay boy there you go
Hurricane: Yay I love rolling so much, I need to go for a gallop
Me: Hurricane that's not rolling
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Comfort Zone » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:37 pm

Must be the weather because SoCo MOVED out today.

Me - Shake that butt boy and move it down the line.

SoCo - Whop!!!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Shoot The Moon » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:46 pm

*First 2 days of training flame to saddle*

Me: Okay Flame lets go forward.
Flame: Noooooo I'm gunna stand here and look adoreable :D
Me: Okay maybe if we try turning standing still.
Flame: Ooooo a butterfly, lets stand and watch c:
Me: Okayyy maybe if we back up.... *Lightly touches the reins with a feather*
Flame: Okay Hailey!! *Backs circles around the round pen*
Me: Good job! Now lets try forward again before I get off
Flame: Oh wait I forgot I stepped in 4 cement buckets before we stopped....
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby appieloosa » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:27 am

Me: Hmm think I'll work her on the lunge line for a bit
Suzie(my ole mare) : DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK ME TO LUNGE!! IN A CIRCLE!!!
Me: Well...yes I want to see how your moving
Suzie: HOWS THIS FOR MOVING........Then procedes to make 1 circle then runs thru the middle (WHERE I AM STANDING) and tries to kick me
Me: OK guess we don't need to lunge after all.

Suzie HATED to lunge she was too good to go in circles that was for babies that had not learned how to use thier hooves yet.
This was at 37 yrs young...LOL I just wanted to get her moving a bit, stretch her legs and to see if she was stiff. Should have known better:)

On a trail ride years and years ago
Me: This is the perfect day to ride I love riding through the falling leaves!
Suzie: Yep this is great, lets canter for a bit, how about splashing through the stream? I know lets take that new trail all the guys at the barn are talking about.
Me: Sounds great let's go!
As we are walking down the road to the trail entrance...An 18 wheeler flies past us and decides it might be a good idea to blow his air horn!
Me: WTF...this after I nearly jump out of the saddle and screamed!
Suzie: Girl I don't know which was louder the big regtangle with the wheels or you! (as she just flattens her ears and walks camly,still going to the new trail. I still swear she laughed at me!)
Some time later.......
Suzie: That was GREAT! All those hills and the crunchy leaves to walk through, lets do it again!
Me: Completly relaxed and day dreaming
Suzie: Wait what is that?!
Me: Umm looks like a dirt bike?!
Suzie: Damn noisy thing! Do I need to kill it to shut it up? Naw he's made it quiet and he waved.
Me: Completely relaxed again Such a great ride.
Suzie: WTHELL is that!
Me: calmly looks.. Oh just a bicycle
Suzie: A BICYCLE! DID YOU SAY A BICYCLE THOSE THINGS EAT HORSES! SHOULD A KILL IT? (Snorting and stomping feet) NO IT MIGHT GET ME..I KNOW I'LL JUST CLIMB THE CLOSEST TREE!!!
Me: (hanging IN a tree) Lets see back all scratched up from tree branches, CHECK, Scratch across my cheek from same branches, CHECK, Horse nearly standing on her hind legs IN THE TREE, CHECK AND CHECK!
Me: Really an 18 wheeler doesn't rate a passing glance, a dirt bike is just an annoying gnat BUT A BICYCLE MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR FREAKIN MIND!
Suzie: (imagine a whisper from someone that doesn't want the monster to find them) It makes NO noise, it should make noise, why doesn't it make noise, is it coming BEHIND ME, no, MGAWD is it coming back!
Me: :/
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby BlueMist Farms » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:41 am

Chief: "Whoa Hot New Girls!" *stares*
Me: "Chief!
Chief: *Trips because He was watching the Pretty Overo and Tobiano Mares*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Paint_Pastures » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:22 am

Pleasure show day.

Bandit: Come on mom lets go!!!
Me: No we are in western pleasure.
Bandit: *Runs instead of loping*
Me: Ugg...

Barrel Show:
Me: Bandit Run!
Bandit: I'm not feeling it.
Me: Ya! Ya!
Bandit: Nope gonna be a pleasure horse today. *Lopes the barrel pattern*
Me:Come on! *Kicking and kicking*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Merpsicle » Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:21 am

Me: yay, we are jumping today!
Holly: woop woop, lets follow Nero
Me: no, you ave to wait.
Holly: BUT I WANNA GO!
*starts prancing*
Me: ugh mve up *moves into corner*
Holly: oooh *falls asleep on fence*
Me: holly, move!
Holly: but I don't wanna...
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Crystal Gate Stable » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:27 am

In the paddock,

Me: Alright Rebble, I'm going to put you in the paddock with Kitkat and Adalla.
Rebble: But mum Adalla hates me. She always chases me around the paddock.
Me: Your a sook, you're going to the paddock.

*enters the paddock, the first thing that happens is Adalla chases Rebble around the paddock*

Rebble: *Running full spee around the paddock* see mum I told you!
Me: She must know you need that exercise and to lose weight!
Rebble: *stops looks at me, look at Adalla and starts running after adalla* Payback time!!

Out riding:

Me: Ok, we are going Out for a ride!
Rebble: Yay! Yay! Ride!
Me: We have to cater though.
Rebble: Ah ok!
*5 minutes after we start riding*
Me: We are going to start cantering
Rebble: You have got to be kidding me. This ride has been going for agers. *trys to walk back to the gate*
Me: No! You are going to canter and you are going to canter now.
Rebble: Fine. *canters about 6 steps then stops* there I canted time to go back now!
Me: Rebble you really are a pain!
Rebble: I know. But you love me!
Me: No
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Bellemere Park » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:46 am

Spirit - Brown Mini Gelding
Belle - Flea Bitten Grey mare (mini)

S- 'Ooh a plastic bag, gimme gimme gimme'
Me - *rattles bag* "Come here you two!"
B- OHMYGOD ITS A FLYING ALIEN, IT'S GOING TO MILL ME! *screams, runs and trips*
S- Oh gosh it's loud, *sniff dirt* im hungry

Very messed up ponies

S- Mum im hungry
Me- You know your only fed at night spirit
S- Hmm, how about no, feed me
Me- Umm No
S- umm yes, *storms off to break tack and grooming object that he can reach*
Me- I've already out them away spirit, your too short
S- *grumble* *glare* *fake explosion * *screams and runs*
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