And My Horse Said.....

Can you read your pet's mind? Tell us what they are thinking. Pictures optional. ;)

Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby BlueMist Farms » Mon May 27, 2013 11:56 pm

Me: Come on Chief it's just a coat!
Chief: Mom! But that Cremello Stallion is scared of it!
Me: Really???
Chief: OMSG!!!
Hallie: Trigger!!
Me: What the??
Chief: OMG TRIGGER FREAKED MOM!! *Wheels around and takes off galloping around the fake trail course
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Chatelaine » Tue May 28, 2013 1:33 am

me;lets go to the bottom of the field for a quick lunge (in view of some regular black cows)

honey; well this is nice..yes i can do this..

me;time to get going on that circle (meanwhile some black/white dairy cows wander near the plain black cows)

honey; OH MY LORD THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. THE BLK/WHITE ALIENS HAVE ARRIVED. nopenopenope!

me; ....wat? LOL
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Bannanarama » Wed May 29, 2013 11:12 pm

Me:Go Fire Go
Fire;Rah im sooo lazy i don't want to
Me:Go Fire (squeezes with legs)
Fire:Oooooh look another horse hes cantering
Me:Ok Fire we won't canter we can just walk
Fire:Let's go with the other horse!(canters toward the horse)
Me:Fire you are so weird


This is some of the things i say after we clear a very tiny crossrail

Awesome jump Fire!

Wow you could be a grand prix jumper

When he knocks the poles down on a tiny crossrail

How in the world did you knock the poles off all you had to do was step over it -_-
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Sootidust » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:42 am

Me:*Struggled voice* Come on now, Roy. Just step over the pole.
*Dismounts and pulls reins*
Roy: Mum! It's GREEN!!!
Me: The grass is green as well.
*Roy drags me back away from ground pole*
Roy: But thats different.
Me: No its not! *Is dragged further away from pole then Roy backs into another green ground pole and bolts forwards. Leaving me in mud puddle*
Me: Roy!
*Roy walks back over with head hung low. Walking towards stable, over more coloured ground poles.*
Roy: Sorry mother.
Me:*Gives evil glare*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby SurvivalTheory » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:47 am

Hermes under saddle when jumping:
"Pole? What pole, I didn't see a pole or a jump!"

Hermes being lunged or free worked over jumps:
"Wow! Pole on the floor, I must do the biggest jump ever to clear it!"
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Comfort Zone » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:46 pm

SoCo: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM it's 6AM, why are you here and why are you putting a saddle on me"?

CZS: "Suck it up SoCo"
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Issie » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:48 pm

Chelsea: No mummy, no no no. That alien is looking at me, it's gonna kill me *ARGGGGGGGHHHHH*
Runs to the other end of arena
Me: Erh, It's a fence love -_-
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Jericho » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:51 pm

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Cody: OMG that is the SPOT!
Me: ...You're weird...
Camille: What is he doing?!
Me: Being weird...
Cody: If you don't stop I'll love you forever!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby tumble weed stables » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:38 pm

Me: Ok Trouble we are just going to walk to the gate (its open)
Trouble: No I wanna trot all the way to the road and not stop (there were no cars coming)
Me: Arg you stubborn pony.
Trouble: *Slams on brakes*
Me: Thanks for that.

Trouble: *climbs under electric fence*
Me: *looks out window*
Trouble: Hey look at me I am FREE
Me: Not for long
Trouble: Oh really catch me if you can *sticks tongue out*
Me: Oh I will just you wait.
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Nikki » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:55 pm

Metta - Do we HAVE to do this, mommy?
Me - Yes! I haven't ridden you in like a week.
Metta - B-b-but.. *Sniffs* "I don't wanna go!!!! *Pouts*
Me - You totally will be happy you did once you get there.

About 15 mins later.
Metta - *Perks ears up* Apollo!!! Let me go, it's my man!
Me - *Holds her back, barely lol* No! And, who didn't want to go?
Metta - *Snorts* Clearly you, I love to ride.
Me - *Facepalm*
Apollo - *Nickers* METTA!!
Buddy - *Looks over* Hey! That's my woman!!! *Charge!*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Ninja » Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:34 pm

*working ttot around the pasture...*

Toquie- "Ahh! Scary water trough heater!!!", *Bolts to the side*
Me- Seriously?
Toquie- Yes, its scary!
Me- No, Just walk up to it, its not scary! *Nudge, nudge...Kick!*
Toquie- No! Scary!
Me- *Kick, kick...KICK!*
Toquie- Fine! *Takes couple of steps, then rears, turns while rearing, and bolts...*

Lol, yet nothing else fazes her...xD
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Sootidust » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:36 pm

Hilip: What the heck are you doing mom?
Me: Just taking your blanket off
Hilip: Your leaving me naked?!
Me: Your covered in hair...
Few minutes later...
Hilip: It's too cold!
Me: It's Summer...
Hilip: I don't care!
Me:... -_-
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Merpsicle » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:13 am

Me: *doing up stirrups*

Harry: I'm tired!

Me: we haven't even started!

Harry: I hate you -.-

*10 mins later waiting to jump*

Harry: I have a great game! Let's go kick the instructor while she's not looking!

Me: nononono Harry!

Harry: *backs up into instructor* c'mon, fall over already!....

*instructor tries to slap pony*

Me: ow! It's his fault!

Harry: lol! Now I am tired.... *tries to roll*

Me: agh! well, at least it's not too far from the ground

Harry: -.-
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Silent Beating Farms » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:19 pm

Dude: Okay i think its time now.. Oh i made it around the arena, ill stop at the tack arena, i feel i did my work.
Me: Dude, dont you dare stop
Dude: You think i dont know when its time to stop. *Stop*
Me: Really. *Kicks side to try and get to keep going*
Dude: Nope. Times up.
Me: I'll get a whip.
Dude: FINE, One more time around.
Me: Thats what you think.
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Hoofbeat Horses » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:04 am

Our first ride in about a week, because of my exams.

Tally: ARRRGGH a COW!!
Me: you share a field with cows!
Tally: These are scary, lets go home!
Me: We've only gone 100 metres, go!
Tally: fine, but I am only walking through here.
Me: Good, else the cows will get excited
Tally (*gets close to cow*): OMG its STARING at me!
Me: Walk. On.
Tally: ooh now there running away, lets race them!
Me: NOOOOOOO!

this is how we ended we ended up jumping a 3.5 foot barbed wire fence...
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