And My Horse Said.....

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And My Horse Said.....

Postby Comfort Zone » Wed May 15, 2013 7:00 pm

SoCo -- Mom can we be done working nowwwww, it's dinner time.

CZS- Really, 15 minutes under saddle, really ?????
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Nikki » Fri May 24, 2013 6:03 pm

Me - Move...
Buddy - Never!
Me - Please??? Just a little step!
Buddy - Never.
Me - Please??? *Rubs shoulder like he likes*
Buddy - Not happening!!
Me- Oh you're no fun.
Buddy - *Takes one tiny step forwards* Happy now?!?!?!?
Me - Mmmhmm!! Just do like 20 more of those!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Ten Birch Farms » Fri May 24, 2013 6:36 pm

Cloudy - PHEW! Mom, I BARELY cleared that ginormous jump! Why do you do this to me!

Me - Its a ground pole you freaking moron.....
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Klassic » Sat May 25, 2013 7:15 am

Me: Ok, over the ground poles and we're done for the day
Abby: Umm, nope!
Me: Come on now!
Abby: *shuffles feet touches pole* Ahhhhh! It's gonna eat me! Get me out. . . .Wait, that's orange. Is it a carrot? *sniffs, licks, and picks up pole* Yuck! This is no carrot! *drops pole* Eh, why not.

Then she cantered to the other end of the arena and came running back jumped at least 4 feet over one little ground pole.

My horses are so weird.
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby iEvent » Sun May 26, 2013 9:54 pm

Me: Okay Rem, we're all done for the day, time to walk and cool out.
Remi: OHMYGODMYSHADOW AHHHH RUN AWAY

Me: ... -_-
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Dreamcatcher Farms » Sun May 26, 2013 10:54 pm

Fiddle: "Great Googley Moogley!"
Me: "Um.. Its a wheelbarrow Dude.."
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby SurvivalTheory » Mon May 27, 2013 5:56 am

Hermes (Big tough warmblood boy) - "AAAHHH! Birds! Trees! Leaves! Grass! The world is out to kill me! Can't I just stay in my stable mum? You know, that place away from nature *shudders*?
Me - "No Hermes, you need to spend timw outside getting some fresh air, you will not spontaneously combust in sunlight..."
Hermes - "But mum, it's scary out here, and that fat welsh boy wants me dead!"
Vigo - "You bet I do Dutchboy! Come closer and I'll tear those big ears of yours of your head!"
Me - "Vigo, play nice! There's a reason you're on your own! And Hermes, man up, you're nearly six now, and haven't you got Sana to protect you from the outside world now?"
*we both look over at the comatose arabian sunning himself on the other side of the field*
Me - "Ok, you can go back inside, but only for an hour or two until Sana wakes up!"

To explain, Vigo, my mums dumpy brawler of a welsh cob hates all other horses, but possesses a special amount of hatred for Hermes, my 17hh agoraphobic, hypochondriac of a six year old warmblood. We started looking after Sana recently to keep Hermes company and to ride for dressage, only problem being that he's so relaxed that he spends 95% of his life asleep.
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Borrowed Freedom » Mon May 27, 2013 9:53 am

sooo never leave your water bottle within reach of a young TB, I went to grab an apple for him out of my car (I have a soft spot for him so he always gets an apple after I've worked him).

Stable hand: Doc's drinking your water
Me: What?
Stable hand: Doc's drinking your water
Me: okay

walk to see that the brat managed to open my water bottle and was drinking out of it. Clearly I was wrong about this boy becoming a top competition horse, he was meant for the circus :P
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Nikki » Mon May 27, 2013 1:44 pm

Me - Das a good girl! You should probably take a little-
Metta - *Darts off, hauling butt down the trail!* But I wanna run!
Me - *Just barely hangs on.* No, I think you've ran enough today!
Metta - I'z never runs enough! *Snort, Snort. Then shakes head in attempt to get reins from my hands*

Soon enough a small, very small mud puddle comes up and...
Metta - Water!!! *Slides to a stop, vaulting me over her head*
Me - *Lands in the mud, then turns on back, looking up at the 16.3 hand TB* Really? You're scared of that?!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Cloudy » Mon May 27, 2013 3:21 pm

Me: Come on, Paddy, go through the water. It's shallow, and you've gone through it a hundred times before--
Paddy: *snorts* are you CRAZY woman?? This muddy wet death trap is gonna eat me! *bucks slightly and backs away* And it's cold!
Me: Just go through! It's just a puddle!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Issie » Mon May 27, 2013 3:21 pm

This is based on my riding lesson that happened Saturday

Sophie (rider): Come on Bailey, canter
Bailey (horse): Fine mun
Instructer: Canter
Cookie (horse): Argh!!!! Don't leave me behind
*Bolts on after Bailey, bucking*
Me: Woah Santa
Instructer: Did you see that!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Tri Star Stables » Mon May 27, 2013 3:35 pm

Dreamcatcher Farms wrote:Fiddle: "Great Googley Moogley!"
Me: "Um.. Its a wheelbarrow Dude.."


:lol:
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby Comfort Zone » Mon May 27, 2013 5:11 pm

CZS: Come on SoCo onto the Trailer
SoCo: Ah what fresh hell is this..????.....

CZS: Pulls into park, takes SoCo out of trailer
SoCo: So um Mom, wheres the ring with the jumps??? Looks very confused.

CZS: Out on the trail, loving life, down the trail, cross over the little bridge to get to the other side of the lake. La la la la.
SoCo: Catches sight of little crushed stone bridge over water way. AHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Turns heads back up trail..
CZS: *sigh*
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby BlueMist Farms » Mon May 27, 2013 6:49 pm

Me: Chief! You get out if the grain!
Chief: Holy Cow mom is going to get me! *Runs out the side of barn and almost runs into new fence
Chief: Holy Sh*t is this thing??? Wha???
Me: You silly pony its a freaking fence!
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Re: And My Horse Said.....

Postby farlight » Mon May 27, 2013 11:29 pm

Me: You stay in that paddock M, you're a big boy now
(turns back for 30 seconds and the drumming of hooves sounds as M clears fence to be with his partner in crime, J.)
M: Wha? You totally put me in this paddock mum. Trust me. It's just your altzeimhers again!
Me: -_-
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